A pretty accurate portrayal in most Tea Bagger's minds.
Happy President’s Day everyone! Spy and I are off to go to a museum, or maybe a hike or probably just binge on like 9 straight hours of Netflix tv shows. However you plan to spend it, take some time to remember that Jesus (personally) gave George Washington the Constitution and we all lived happily ever after (until the gays tried to ruin it all by marrying each other). Look forward to a proper post tomorrow!
-IronCityspy
DC Orbiters work on President’s Day. Because that’s what the presidents would have wanted: continued expenditure of federal money regardless of holidays.