This post is late thanks to the Metro

Dear Reader(s),

The post you were going to get today was set to be grand. It was supposed to have it all; intrigue, drama, excitement, adventure, romance, et al.  Your beloved IronCityspy woke up early this morning to ensure the dozen or so of you would have a brand new entry to greet your day. Then this happened:

Typical day on the Red Line

Thankfully I was able to save a transcript of this morning:

8:25 a.m [IronCityspy]: “What a glorious Winter morning! [checks watch] Aces, I’ll be 10 minutes early for work today! [Begins to whistle].

8:31 a.m. [IronCityspy enters Dupont Metro, all escalators are broken]: “Well this is highly irregular… I am sure this is just some sort of preventative maintenance for all of our safety!”

8:33 a.m. Metro leaves Dupont Station en route to Shady Grove

835 a.m. Metro arrives at Woodley Park

836 a.m. Metro abruptly stops in-between Woodley Park and Cleveland Park. [Train conductor]: “We’ll be moving shortly — there is a small issue on the track ahead”.

8:45 a.m. [Train conductor, shouting]: “THERE IS A SITUATION AHEAD. WE NEED TO TURN AROUND AND HEAD BACK TO DUPONT. REMAIN SEATED!!!”. Fellow passengers appear to either be praying or making some sort of final preparations.

8:48 a.m. Train safely arrives at Dupont Station. [Train conductor]: “This train will continue on to Shady Grove. Do not leave train”. [New passengers heading in the direction of Shady Grove pile on].

8:53 a.m. [Train Conductor] “Attention passengers, this train is headed towards Glenmont. All headed to Shady Grove please disembark”

8:54 a.m. [IronCityspy has aneurysm]

So if you are keeping count at home, DC’s public transportation took 30 minutes to get me to the exact spot I started from. And what was the issue that caused the the train conductors to prepare for the rapture? Why a small insulator fire on the track. I don’t even know what a  metro insulator is, but I am willing to bet my life wasn’t exactly hanging on the precipice.

Metro, as a rule I try not to complain about you too much. I knew when I signed up to live here that I’d be dealing with the clown college of the urban transportation systems. But you caused my beloved readers to miss out on a masterpiece — something I can not forgive.

-IronCityspy

3 thoughts on “This post is late thanks to the Metro

  1. I’m sure the conductor learned to shout vague warnings over the PA system in an extensive crowd control training session on how not to start a panic.

  2. Let me just frame this in that I take great joy in your blog. I always find it to be an entertaining read and there are always great ideas for new places to try out and see! That being said, isn’t it a little insensitive to be posting a picture of a Metro collision where several people were killed, injured and buried alive for hours with the caption of “Typical Day on the Red Line”?

    Like I said, I truly enjoy your blog and your writing. And I definitely don’t want to be some sort of instigator, I just wanted to share my thoughts…

  3. Hi D,

    Thanks for the comment. Yea, I thought that before I posted the picture and I think you have a valid point. However, I think the real issue is Metro continues to have fatalities and doesn’t really seem to be making any sort of forward momentum. Until such time, I think it’s fair game to continue using dramatic images of their incompetence.

    I hope you keep reading though.

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