Hi readers. Just a quick heads up for those of you in the Adams Morgan area, this guy lost his pet ferret through a screen window and is offering a $500 reward. The ferret’s name is Abu (adorable), a name the owner says he “answers to when in the mood.” He has put up lost ferret signs around DC but unfortunately has only gotten drunk assholes calling and pretending to have found the little guy. Douches.

A cute Abu-like ferret. Same coloration

Losing a pet is the worst, regardless of the type of pet (I loved my gecko Smalls more than life itself), so if you see Abu, leave a comment on this Price of Petworth post here. Or just email princeofpetworth@gmail.com.The update to the post (about the drunk dialers) is here.