In my mind, the biggest news was the Hoyas choking like none other last night, thereby ruining my March madness experience in a day. But in case you are interested in other things, here you go:
The Post reports that metro escalator outages are a problem, metro users say yeah, we know (Washington Post)
Top Chef is coming to DC. Time to start stalking the DC Hilton for snacks! (DCist)
German-American museum opens, gives 1/8 of Americans a sense of ethnic heritage (Penn Quarter Living)
I would actually go to church (well, maybe) if our services were like this (PoP)
Hamburgers may come to 14th St., as long as they’re not too noisy (14th&You)