Adidam Washington Post ads and why I could be a spiritual leader

So I don’t know if anyone else has noticed these ads in the Washington Post:

Yeah. I did. Having that face stare at me while I read about a man being glued to a toilet seat at Walmart (yes that happened) was just too odd, so I did some investigation. What did I find? (1) Adi Da (the guy) is dead – He died in 2008 at 69, (2) this ad is to join the Maryland chapter of the religion of his devotees, and (3) I really need to become a spiritual leader.

According to Wikipedia, this guy, born Albert Jones, was a Lutheran, raised in Long Island, attended Columbia and Stanford, did tons of psychotropic drugs in yuppie Palo Alto before moving to Greenwich village where he did yoga and things. His dad said he needed to get a job so he trained to be a Lutheran minister, had a breakdown and dropped out, became a Scientologist, then dropped out of that and started traveling around India until one day he said he realized “the bright” (spiritual enlightenment) in LA, opened an Eastern religion bookstore  with a Scientologist’s backing, and started lecturing about his autobiography he had just written .

The most spiritually enlightened of mullets

Then he founded his religion, then called “The Dawn Horse Communion,” now called Adidam, in which he declared himself “the divine lord in human form,” and declared that people can find spiritual enlightenment through him.

I am like the sunlight in the morning. I intensify the light of morning until you Awaken…Am your own True Self-Nature Appearing within the dream to Awaken you. I am your Awakening, and your Always Already Conscious Statefrom the ad link (specifically tailored to Washington Post readers)

It is in the style of Indian religions, and has involved meditation, yoga and “sexual theater” (i.e. group orgies).  He was under investigation for sex abuse and tax evasion – he had numerous wives. He changed his name multiple times, including once to “Bubba Free John.” Technically the religion consists of 7 steps toward enlightenment, titled things like “abiding in consciousness,” and there are all these other details about the stages etc that I have no patience to address now.

Yoda-inspired shot

I mean. He is a crazy person. Also sort of looked like a serial killer in his youth. Which seems funny until you realize Adidam has enough money to do ads in the Washington Post, has quotes from UN Officials who have found enlightenment, and has spiritual centers internationally. One of my friends told me she wanted to be a spiritual guru. She said it would involve cucumber slices, yoga and Death Valley. Honestly, why not? Here is what you need

  • Cited influence of a small religious sect in a warm-weathered developing country that is not easily accessible
  • A designated number of steps that must be followed but the final two steps can never ever be realized
  • Temple in a tropical place with manicured grounds
  • A Scientologist friend (for money)
  • Your own garden where grow your vegetables and fruits
  • Ambiguous phrases (i.e. beauty that transcends without, becomes beauty that compels within)
  • A fountain or even better, a stream
  • Forced isolation and awkward silence
  • An autobiographical spiritual awakening
  • Beaded necklaces
  • A pilgrimage to somewhere hotter, more remote and more isolated
  • Flowing shirts (just not linen – you imperialist)

Now, obviously drugs, sexual liberalism and other things are optional. However, let me stress that it must occur in warm weather – nobody wants isolation in Siberia. So is Adidam my spiritual teacher? No. But if you need one, let me know. Many cucumber slices await you.

3 thoughts on “Adidam Washington Post ads and why I could be a spiritual leader

  1. i mean, hell, scientology itself was started on a bet. someone bet l. ron hubbard that he couldn’t come up with a religion that people would follow. several decades later, those creepy weirdos own, like, half of clearwater, florida, as well as the brains of prominent celebrities. he totally won.

    not gonna lie: i’d love to be a pseudo-religion’s leader. looks like the easiest possible way to a life of luxury in this economy…

  2. Oh for heaven’s sake!! You are all stuck in European/ American middle class reality. That is why all these mystics/ spiritual teachers get burned at the stake, if not during then after their lifetimes. Grow up… All these people have allowed themselves to be “crucified”, one way or another. That is something, which, I wager, you would not do…..particularly not in order to educate/save lots of people you’ve never met before. I recommend, Eckhart, Thomas a Kempis and most of the Hindu scriptures. Do the work!! Adi Da is the only person to manage to bridge the gap between East and West on this planet. He is articulate and clear and brings into clear focus that which was always fuzzy before. If we are happy to eulogize paedophile knights, priests and Godparents to the next king of the UK, let’s row back on sex between consenting adults, shall we…?

    We are all part of the same thing but mediocrity, Nationalism and small mindedness have led us into mass murder, be it the American CIvil War, the first and second world wars or Stalin’s murder of atleast 30 million of his own people. Perhaps consentual polygamy pales when the reference point is the cold blooded killing of millions of innocents. I thank Adi Da for an understanding of the Hindu understanding of this world that I would otherwise never have had. Thank you.

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