Ok first let me say that after being on Wisconsin for some amount of time I do not know because I didn’t know it was there to begin with, the Ed Hardy Georgetown store has closed. I know. Try to hold back the tears. Because now if you want any chance of seeing Jon Gosselin or Snooki or pick up that bedazzled asian tiger trucker hat/belt/shirt/purse you’ve always wanted, you will have to go all the way out to Nordstrom at Pentagon City. The horror. At least I think they sell Ed Hardy. Do they? Who does sell Ed Hardy besides Ed Hardy? I don’t know. So yeah, long story short, no more of this for Gtown:
God, those people are not smart. But, you know what IS smart (so good at transitions)? WAFFLE HOUSE!!
Yes, the chain that has been uniting North and South for ages might be coming to DC. And how? Through ex-Redskins defensive back Fred Smoot.
Who?? Didn’t know either. I researched and apparently Mr. Smoot maaaaay not have been the best defensive back ever, and he maaaay have gotten in trouble for throwing sex parties, and he maaaay have released an energy bar called SMACK (all caps) but whatev, the man knows a market when he sees one. The product? Waffles. The place? 14th and U Street. I know I’m in, are you?
Thanks DCist for the tip